The cheerful heart has a continual feast.
—Proverbs 15:15
Thinking you could use a smile, I opted for a small bouquet of grins today.
Richard Lederer collected a bunch of answers to test questions by students from eighth grade through college. Here’s a sampling.
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies who wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. Certain areas of the dessert were cultivated by irritation.
Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw, and Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the finkelsteins. Solomon, one of his sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Laughter is contagious.
Be a carrier.