Paraproskokian (2)

A cheerful heart is good medicine.
                —Proverbs 17:22

Here are some paraproskokians left over from yesterday.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot—but I always found them.

My husband can’t stand to see garbage lying around the house—he can’t stand the competition.

I always remember my grandfather’s last words—“A truck!”

Gravity is a contributing factor in 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit—wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Where it says, “In case of an emergency, notify ________”—I wrote “a doctor.”

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

A good laugh is cheap medicine.

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