A cheerful heart is good medicine.
—Proverbs 17:22
Here are some paraproskokians left over from yesterday.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot—but I always found them.
My husband can’t stand to see garbage lying around the house—he can’t stand the competition.
I always remember my grandfather’s last words—“A truck!”
Gravity is a contributing factor in 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit—wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Where it says, “In case of an emergency, notify ________”—I wrote “a doctor.”
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
A good laugh is cheap medicine.